Tips for guys
Now that everybody knows Jab is off the market for good, here’s one tip that most often if not, always works when someone wants to land a girl in a social setting either just for a coversation, a commitment or well, you have an imagination right? (Dearest Mads - I Love you - this is the creative writer side of your Baby…)
The Lone Ranger had Tonto, Batman had Robin. Ellen DeGeneres had Anne Heche, until she became an alien, a heterozexual, and a complete friggin lunatic, in that order. You will also need a wingman - somebudy who will talk to your target girls less attractive friend.
>>> GET YOURSELF A WINGMAN
It will always bring a tear to my eye th remember the scene in Top Gun where Maverick, under attack by enemy Migs and hearing his RIO’s please to "Get the hell out of there Mav," refuses to leave his formation, stating: "I am not going to leave my wingman." The lump in your throat wont come from the compassion, but from the memory of all those times that your wingman ended up making out with some mediocre looking, attention getter-not girl so you can make out with her cute sexy friend.
Your wingman must have the same dedication as you. If there’s a possibility that he’s going to get spooked by some girl with an extra twenty pounds on her, you’re going home broke, along and bitter. Be sure to pick your wingman like the way you pick your girlfriend, he will probably lead you to get you as much lovin’ as a girlfriend would.
You should be careful when choosing a wingman. After all, you are inviting another male in the search for females. You want to make sure that you have more pogi points than him. Here are some tips:
a. He should never be better looking than you are - can you imagine how that might backfire on you?
b. He must be different than you - your girl has a reason for wanting to be with you. Maybe your funny, smart, rich or have tatoos. Whatever it is, she’s obviously attracted to it to wich means your wingman shouldnt have it. It’s a risk not worth taking.
c. He should be willing to jump on the grenade and take one for the team - and that means all the way. You will need someone to distract your target friends bestfriend, keep her busy while you make your move and get your groove on. Again, he must be able to go all the way.
d. He should have superior beer goggles (good eyesight no matter what) - at the end of the night, most girls will begin to look like jessica alba, so even when your too drunk, pissed, buzzed or walwal, your wingman should still be able to discern the cute ones from the not.
e. He needs to be supportive - You win some you lose some. You dont want a wingman to laugh at you when you lose some.
f. He needs to be responsible - Trouble os always around the corner when hunting for chicks. Your wingman should be able to babysit with you if you get into a fight with your target chicks boyfriend or the bouncer (in that order).
g. When you’re with him you get the cake, the prize the prize - You can disregard everything thats mentioned above as long as your wingman helps you bring back the bacon. Supportive? Responsible? Gay? Straight? Who really gives a shit, as long as you end up with your target girl, the woman of your dreams, your angel, your bad girl, your, well you get the point.
